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Hello Cyberspace Wanderers,
I wonder if anybody would be interested in a very unique and true story! It's a story about the magic of words and pictures. Something extraordinary happened in my life, and it happened naturally, and it will never happen again! Before I get to the heart of my story, I have a few things that I need to mention. I'm incredibly thankful for The Internet, because ten years ago I would have had to surrender all the rights, just to get published. So, not being one to surrender, I decided to self-publish my book over The Internet. I'm well aware of all the risks, and I've recently secured a trademark, and I'll spare no expense to protect my work!!! I've devised a simple decree to discourage any counterfeiters. Until further notice, Lucky Jonah Jynx merchandise is available only through this web site. The first printing is the only product available at this time, and it's nearly impossible to recreate. |
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| This isn't a typical
autobiography. It isn't about where I went to college, or who
I studied under. It's about the incredible chain of events that drove
me to create Lucky Jonah Jynx. My inspiration goes way back to
my childhood. It took a long time for me to discover that I wanted to
be a creative writer. In 1989, my life changed when I was told that an
old friend of mine that I used to make characters with in junior high
school had made it big! I couldn't have been happier, I started to remember,
and I wouldn't trade my story for anybodies! Do you remember the international phenomenon that started in August of 1983? My lucky day was on September the twelfth, 1961. In McKeesport, Pennsylvania, I was born the son of Bruce Wakefield and Helen D. of Kennebunk, Maine. I was on the scene before my parents finished high school and I shattered my father's dream of playing professional football. My loving mother would face greater hardships than I could ever imagine. Anyway, there was a tragic fight, so my mother and grandparents left for Pennsylvania to stay with my Aunt Marcia. They brought me back to Maine alive and kicking, in a banana box. Just for the record. In those days young parents usually got married because of a child. They did marry before they finished high school, but it only lasted for about a year. Then, my mother met another very honorable man by the name of Henry Desjardins, from Old Orchard Beach. They were married, he adopted me, and then I became Glenn Desjardins. This was all just for the record. Now I'm going off the record.
"Nobody is going to beat me at this!" In the fourth grade, my teacher was Mrs. Frost. She was a jolly and loving woman who used to muckle a hold of me and plant giant lipstick kisses all over my face. I really liked her because she made me use my imagination. There was a girl sitting across from me by the name of Robin K., and I was madly in love with her. When it was time to do our math, I just sat there and twiddled my thumbs. I couldn't take my eyes off her, and I watched her step up to fifth grade math. Then one day Mrs. Frost said, "Okay class, we're all going to write a story." I said to myself, "All right! There ain't nobody that's gonna beat me at this!" I remember giggling with confidence to myself, because I had a story in mind before I was handed a piece of paper. While I was writing as fast as I could, I looked over at Robin and she was tapping a pencil off her chin and wondering what to write. There was a competition between us, and I won, because in my opinion only, words are far more valuable than numbers. Anyhow, the next day Mrs. Frost read all of our stories back to the class. After she read mine she asked me, "Glenn, how did you ever think of such a thing?" I said, "I don't know, I just did." It was like my imagination had finally been let out of prison. Towards the end of that year, Mrs. Frost put the fear of God into me when she said, "Glenn, you're probably going to have to stay back again, if you don't do your math homework tonight." Well, you could bet your bottom dollar that I got an A on that paper. After that it was giant lipstick kisses all the way! Finding an artist. In the sixth grade, Biddeford, Saco, and Old Orchard Beach had a big art contest. In those three schools, all the kids in the sixth grade through the twelfth could enter the contest. I drew a picture of a man catching a giant shark off of a pier. His pole was bent way over, and he was freaking out. I won third place at the sixth grade level. At the time, I thought that I was a pretty good artist. But to be truthful, I copied it from another drawing. It was a miniature picture that I saw in a magazine. It took me about three hours to painstakingly recreate that drawing of somebody else's work. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I had to look at something to be able to draw it. Drawing didn't come naturally to me, but I'd wrestle with words all day long. I know now that I really didn't have the work ethic to become a serious illustrator. It was always in the back of my mind that I needed to find somebody who could draw, but there was nobody in Old Orchard that I knew about. Little did I know that I was about to sit down with a prodigiously talented comic book artist, with a serious work ethic! "My chance to make something happen." It was late in September of 1975, when my parents broke the news to me that we were moving from Old Orchard Beach to Buxton, Maine. My world was literally turned upside-down because I was going to be a starter at eighth grade football. I asked my mother, "Will I be going to Bonny Eagle?" She said, "Yeah, how did you know that?" I said, "They don't have football there, all they have is soccer!" But I had no choice, so I looked at the benefits and found that Bonny Eagle is a Class A school, and I already knew that their school color was green. Every summer we used to go by that school on our way to Sebago Lake, and I used to wonder what it would be like to go to that school. As my mother and I walked into Bonny Eagle Junior High on that first day, I said to myself, "This is the green school, this is my chance to find somebody who likes to draw, this is my chance to make something happen."
I had to tryout for the team. On that same day at lunchtime, I grabbed a lunch and sat down at an empty table. Then a kid by the name of Calvin Thomas came over and sat down. We introduced ourselves then he said, "You gotta try out for the soccer team. I'm going to see Mr. Libby, you gotta try out for the team." Then Mr. Libby came and asked me, and I couldn't say no, because I didn't want to let Calvin down. In August of 1980, very sadly, Calvin died in a terrible car accident. I think he'd be very happy to be a part of my story. I know that my story would have a pretty dull edge if it wasn't for Calvin Thomas. "I wonder who the Leprechaun is?" I really could have cared less about playing soccer, because I thought that it was whimpy compared to football. Nevertheless, I tried out for the team. When practice was over we all went into the locker room to get changed up. Then Mr. Libby came in and told me that I had made the team, and he gave me the very last uniform. It wasn't a uniform that really made me feel confident out on the field. The shirt was skintight, and the shorts were baggy. Anyway, on the shirt it said, "Bonny Eagle Scots" and it had a logo of a Scottish man playing the bagpipes, and he had a kilt on. You can just imagine what I thought of that. Then in front of everybody I said, "Bonny Eagle Scots, I hope our name isn't Scots!" They all said, "Yeah, it is." Then I looked over at Mr. Libby and asked him, "Well, what's Scots supposed to mean?" He said, "It means lucky, like the Celtics." So right then I thought to myself, "Well, I wonder who the Leprechaun is?" I was struck by a bolt of curiosity! The next day I wasn't quite so nervous in English class, so I started to look around the room. When I did one of the kids way over to my left smiled at me. So I smiled back to acknowledge him. He'd smile then redirect his eyes to what he was drawing. He kept acting like he had something really great going on over there. And you know what, he really did! Then, on the third or fourth day, he struck me with a bolt of curiosity when he started to switch hands while drawing something. All the while I kept asking myself, "What in the world is Kevin doing over there??!" A genius at art! I remember very clearly that our family had moved over the weekend, and about a week had passed by. So it must have been my second week at Bonny Eagle, when I walked into English class and all the desks had been changed to those rectangular tables. The type with the angled ends that merge together. As I walked around wondering where I was going to sit, Kevin sneaked up behind me with that distinctively different voice, and very secretly he said, "Hey Glenn, look what I drew." I turned quickly and said, "All right Kevin!" Then I dashed over to one of the tables and sat down. He stood there for a second with a bewildered look on his face, then he darted over and sat down. Then, without looking at anything, he drew a muscle man right before my eyes, complete with body armor and background. I was out of control, I couldn't believe that anybody could draw that good, and that fast. I remember interrupting the class and blurting it right out, I said, "Kevin this is great!" Within the first few days he gave me one of his drawings, I remember blurting it right out again, I said, "Everybody look what Kevin gave me!" They responded like, "Yeah. So what. Who cares." I thought to myself, "To heck with those people, Kevin's a genius at art!" All the way to the top! The first day that I saw him draw, I knew that he was going all the way to the top. In the eighth grade, he was already a full-fledged artist, with high-powered imagination. "Let's make a Leprechaun!" Now I can't be sure, but I think it was on the seventh day that I got my chance to make something happen. I had only one keyword in mind that meant, "let's make magic", and I couldn't wait to spring it on Kevin. I remember sitting in class and waiting for him to walk in. When he did, he looked like he didn't know if he was going to sit down again. Then I asked him, "Hey Kevin, who do you want to make today?" He said, "I don't know, who do you want to make?" Then very anxiously I said, "Let's make a Leprechaun!" He said, "Yeah!" Like that was an awesome idea. Then he sat down and drew a Leprechaun right before my eyes. I gave him a very challenging test, and he passed with flying colors. It was mind-boggling to me that an eighth grader could draw a Leprechaun to perfection, without preparing for it, without looking at anything. From that point on, I began to accept his art as magic. The Leprechaun Artist. I remember it like it was yesterday, when class was over we got jammed up by the door as we tried to leave the room. So I stepped aside to let him pass through. As we walked down the hallway I looked over at him and thought to myself, "Look at Kevin, he's the Leprechaun, he's already an artist, and he just drew a Leprechaun. Therefore, Kevin's a Leprechaun Artist!" Hey Kevin, I'll swear on a stack of Bibles that this is the God's honest truth! Pushing the Leprechaun! Within the first few weeks he pulled out an arsenal of his own comic book characters, and the only character that I kept talking about was "the Leprechaun". I recall saying to him several times, "Kevin, this guy's like the Leprechaun," and "He's like the Leprechaun, too." It was his style of drawing that reminded me of the original drawing of the Leprechaun, and that was also my excuse to keep drilling my keyword, or key character into him. I think it was a character that said a great deal. After that I decided that I had better keep quiet, because I had pushed Mrs. Gregory as far as she was going to go.
We could have made books. I thought that Kevin's art was the greatest thing in the world, because it meant that someday we could have made books. I should have spoke up and said, "Kevin, I'll write stories," but I never did. It was a very quiet situation, and it had to stay that way so that Mrs. Gregory wouldn't separate us. I really was more interested in witnessing the magic of art. My only consideration in life was words, and I was dying to see the other side of the spectrum. I just assumed that he was going to be around for a long time, but I was wrong. When I was told this I was shocked! I didn't find out until 1992 that Kevin and another kid by the name of Jimmy McNaughton were writing, drawing, and selling their comic books in the seventh and eighth grade. Jimmy would do the writing, and Kevin would draw the book. I think there were a few other kids involved with lettering and other parts of the book. It was like a band of comic book kids, who were practicing their art and working on their dreams. I had seen it all...it was time to wake up. Near the end of the eighth grade year, I remember blinking my eyes and saying to myself, "You've got to wake up, you've got to come out of this trance, the year is almost over." I knew that things would never be the same because we were going into high school, and there were some twelve-hundred kids in that school. My first day as a freshman I prayed that I would get another class with Kevin, but it never happened. We passed by each other a few times in the hallway, but we were both very quiet and we never said a word to each other. I guess he had gone to a vocational school for most of the day, because his parents thought that he would need to learn a trade. A professional comic book artist was going to need to learn a trade. I get the biggest kick out of that. I blinked and the Leprechaun was gone. It was the beginning of my sophomore year when I got looking around and Kevin was nowhere to be found. I asked his cousin, Mark Vail, "Where in the world is Kevin?" He said, "Oh, he moved away." I said to myelf, "No! I can't believe it! Kevin's gone! Someday, something big is going to happen with him, and I'm going to miss out on it!" And sure enough, that's just what happened. Very serious denial! In just a few short years I went from the best time of my life to the absolute worst. My beautiful girlfriend, Ginny, was going out with a senior, and things weren't good. I told myself, "There's no reason for me to stay at this school. I hate it here!" Like I said before I was a big kid for my age, and several upper classmen wanted to fight me just because I was there. I became rebellious against everything and everyone, especially my parents for bringing me to that school. I went into very serious denial, because I knew that I was going to miss out on something gigantic. Then one day I went home and my father said to me, "What have you been drinking, your eyes are all red!" Then somehow we got into a knock-down-drag-out-fist-fight. I was kicked out of the house, and when I went home to get my belongings, everything was out on the front lawn. It's sad to say that all of my treasured drawings that Kevin had given to me were gone with the wind. We had our troubles like everyone else, but we've long since gotten over them. I was forgetting to remember. Throughout my early twenties, whenever I got together with my high school friends, all that I ever talked about was how great the eighth grade was, and how much I hated high school. The funny thing is that I had completely forgotten about Kevin. Shortly after he left I blanked him out of my mind, but the memories were not forgotten.I found my good luck charm. In December of 1984, I went down to Florida with a friend of mine to get out of the snow. That was where I found (what would become) the logo for my book. It was a great white shark's tooth that I found in a nautical shop, in the town of Stuart. I brought it back to Maine and had a goldsmith put a gold clasp on it. I proclaimed it to be my good luck charm. If somebody had told me then that the tooth was going to be the logo for my book, and computer icon for my web page, I would have had no idea what they were talking about. We were camping out down there and I was totally isolated and fast asleep to what was going on back at home. I was clueless to the fact that Kevin was making it big! "Cowabunga dude." I think it was in the Fall of 1989 when I was working for a friend of mine by the name of Bart Chamberlain. At the time he was in his mid-thirties, and all he kept saying was "cowabunga dude." He was driving me nuts with it. Finally I asked him, "What the heck does cowabunga mean?" He said, "It's the Ninja Turtles. Some guy from Maine created them." I said, "No kidding." The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It was Christmas time in 1989, when I decided that I was going out dancing at the Marriot Hotel, in South Portland. That night I ran into an old friend from high school by the name of Jeff Davis. He was one year behind me at Bonny Eagle Jr. High, and he remembered that myself and Kevin were friends way back then. Then right out of the blue he asked me, "Glenn, did you know that Kevin Eastman co-created the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?" I said, "All right! Kevin made it! That is so great! My response was very much like it was fourteen years earlier. I found a writer's "Bible". In the summer of 1990, I was working at a dead end job out on the highway, welding bridge expansion joints in the brutal heat. Then another high school buddy by the name of David Wedge drove by. He turned around, we shot the breeze, then I mentioned that I was looking for a place to live. Dave said, "My roommate is moving out." He had failed to mention that his roommate was being driven out. There were four guys recently out of college who were renting the other half of a duplex off of a senile old man. So you can just imagine what it was like. When that weekend rolled around, Darren Shiers couldn't get out fast enough. Rather than carry the old American Heritage dictionary out to the car, he said, "Does anybody want this?" I said, "Yeah! I'll take that!" Without that dictionary there would be no such thing as Lucky Jonah Jynx. I found part of the oxymoron. It was just a few days later when I got looking through the J section in the old dictionary. Then I ran across Jonah3 n. One thought to bring bad luck. Then I looked up the word jinx n. Something or someone believed to bring bad luck. Then I thought to myself, "Jonah Jinx, what a neat character that would make." Then on page 712, in a dreamlike trance, I scrawled down the word "jynx". So that I would not forget that character. At that time I still hadn't realized that I wanted to be a writer, but I was getting close. They didn't take the idea far enough. At this time I would like to tell D.C. Comics that I had never, ever, heard of the character named Jonah Hex. It was done in the seventies, and it was what they called a Weird Western. Lucky Jonah Jynx is an oxymoron. It's a totally different concept.
I never should have called. It was right around that time that I decided to try to contact Kevin. After everything that I've told you here, I was being told, "You can't talk to Kevin." I didn't know what to think, I asked myself, "Is Kevin still from this world? Does he think that I'm just another old friend who is trying to capitalize on his success? Or, does he even remember me?" Then one day his secretary said to me, "Kevin remembers you and he's looking forward to seeing your work." To say that I was overjoyed would be an understatement. A character that will never die! That joy was short-lived though, because when August rolled around myself and Kevin rammed heads hard. I guess you could say that I purposely shot myself in the foot. At the birthday party they had a panel discussion setup with at least three-hundred people there. Then Kevin started telling the crowd how the Ninja Turtles were going to die soon. It was like a switch flicked inside of me, and I became the heckler in the crowd. When it was all over, I could tell that he was furious. He knew that I was dying to help keep "The Turtles" alive. Yet, he was up there talking about how they were going to die. After that little incident, I pretty much knew that I was on my own. It doesn't bother me anymore, because I have found that what (he and I) would present to the public is very different. I have come to realize that we simply have different destinies. Old friendships don't matter in the cruel and cutthroat publishing business. My mission with "Lucky Jonah Jynx" is to create a character that will never die!!! Something was missing. It was November 28th, 1992, and Vice-President, Al Gore, was in the news and talking about the new information super highway. I had been desperately looking for a new story idea ever since Kevin and I rammed heads. So that night I got thumbing through the old dictionary and there it was. At the end of the J section was the word "jynx", that I had written down a few years earlier. Just like that Jonah Jynx came back to me. I worked on that story for a few weeks, but (as you can see) something was missing. The luck was missing. In December, I got a phone call from the Union Boilermakers, out of Quincy, Massachusetts. The business agent who had earned his nickname throughout the years, was, and still is, called "Lucky". Back in the sixties and seventies, on the job the men used to say, "Why bother to draw the card pool? Just give the money to Lucky." Anyway, Lucky said to me, "I've pushed pretty hard to get you into the apprenticeship. Don't make me regret it!" After hanging up the phone, I said to myself, "That's it! Lucky Jonah Jynx!" It was the luck that was missing. At the time I had no idea what the word oxymoron meant. I got the best compliment about my book on June the first, 1994. On that day, a man by the name of John Martin called me. He said, "I'm calling from the Copyright Office in Washington, D.C., and I need to ask you a few questions about your application." I couldn't believe it when he asked me, "Did you really create this? You didn't copy this from anywhere did you?" I said, "No! Of course not!" Then he said, "I thought so, because I can't find anything like it. It's very unique and original, we couldn't stop reading it!" At first I thought to myself, "All right." Then politely I said, "Thank you, that means a lot coming from you." I told him how all the ideas came together, then he said, "Okay, I'll grant you the copyright." I told him about everything here, in a nutshell.
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